Souldarkener Vs. The Level 9 Team



Our story starts off with a n00b Guide who's obviously heard of our fame, and brings us cake.

We asked him to join our crew, and he was happy....everyone was happy...we cheered.

But it was past his bedtime, so he had to go....oh well. We set off in search of new friends, and met Souldarkener.

He immediatly retaliated with stupidty....
[Thu Jul 18 16:57:54 2002] Deadmilkman tells the group, 'he said he was going to get US REMOVED FROM FOH'
[Thu Jul 18 16:58:28 2002] Deadmilkman tells the group, 'heh'
[Thu Jul 18 16:58:48 2002] Deadmilkman tells the group, 'he said i know leader'
[Thu Jul 18 16:58:51 2002] Deadmilkman tells the group, 'and i said "i know him too'
[Thu Jul 18 16:58:55 2002] Deadmilkman tells the group, '"hes the troll attacking you:'
[Thu Jul 18 16:59:05 2002] Deadmilkman tells the group, 'he just said "that was stupid of u i can get u removed so fast"'
[Thu Jul 18 16:59:24 2002] Souldarkener tells you, 'why u pk me chadlek'
[Thu Jul 18 16:59:40 2002] You tell your party, 'he thinks I'm chadlek'
[Thu Jul 18 17:00:07 2002] You told souldarkener, 'I'm not chadlek'
[Thu Jul 18 17:00:14 2002] Souldarkener tells you, 'thats what deadmilkman said'
[Thu Jul 18 17:00:24 2002] You told souldarkener, 'maybe he was messing with you?'
Later on, we met him again....

More sillines ensues...
[Thu Jul 18 21:10:14 2002] You told souldarkener, 'donate your robe, and I'll grant you flower immunity.'
[Thu Jul 18 21:10:22 2002] Souldarkener tells you, 'why do u want my robe so bad'
[Thu Jul 18 21:10:27 2002] You told souldarkener, 'A trophy'
[Thu Jul 18 21:10:43 2002] Souldarkener tells you, 'if u keep attacking me i will get wudan and ascending dawn on your ass'
[Thu Jul 18 21:10:56 2002] You told souldarkener, 'hahahahaha'
[Thu Jul 18 21:11:03 2002] Souldarkener tells you, 'no joke my main char is in wudan'
[Thu Jul 18 21:11:08 2002] You told souldarkener, 'so?'
[Thu Jul 18 21:11:14 2002] Souldarkener tells you, 'so there all lvl 60s'
[Thu Jul 18 21:11:19 2002] You tell your party, 'he says he's gonna get wudan after us.'
[Thu Jul 18 21:11:22 2002] Souldarkener tells you, 'they have alts that can kick your ass'
[Thu Jul 18 21:11:26 2002] Fizat tells the group, 'oh no not wudan!'
[Thu Jul 18 21:11:30 2002] You told souldarkener, 'what they gonna do to level 9's?'
[Thu Jul 18 21:11:35 2002] Souldarkener tells you, 'make alts'
[Thu Jul 18 21:11:35 2002] Shadowslaughta tells the group, 'wtf is wudan'
[Thu Jul 18 21:11:40 2002] Fizat tells the group, 'who knows'
[Thu Jul 18 21:11:43 2002] Wifeofchadlek tells the group, 'high lvl raid guild'
[Thu Jul 18 21:11:45 2002] Wifeofchadlek tells the group, ':P'
[Thu Jul 18 21:11:45 2002] You told souldarkener, 'bring them, then..meanwhile, you die.'
[Thu Jul 18 21:11:49 2002] Shadowslaughta tells the group, 'LAFF'
[Thu Jul 18 21:12:02 2002] Fizat tells the group, 'tell him they'd better find a guard, bind, and start delevling'


So a good while later, we're running through Nektulos, when our pal Souldarkener sends me a tell...
[Thu Jul 18 22:58:51 2002] Souldarkener tells you, 'hey dude why are u bind camping my friend'
[Thu Jul 18 22:59:03 2002] Souldarkener tells you, 'i just reported u'
[Thu Jul 18 22:59:05 2002] You told Souldarkener, 'what zone?'
[Thu Jul 18 22:59:13 2002] Souldarkener tells you, 'i reported u and took a screenshot'
[Thu Jul 18 22:59:23 2002] You told Souldarkener, 'what zone?'
[Thu Jul 18 22:59:32 2002] Souldarkener tells you, 'dude STFU and stop lying'
[Thu Jul 18 22:59:41 2002] You told Souldarkener, 'what zone?'

Now, obviously, he's a moron, and a liar. He doesn't want to give me a zone name because he knows he's a liar. So instead, he calls me a lair. After a few moments of this sillines, who do we happen to spot running along the path??
[Thu Jul 18 22:59:53 2002] Souldarkener regards you indifferently -- he would make quite a formidable opponent. [Thu Jul 18 22:59:54 2002] Auto attack is on.
[Thu Jul 18 23:00:07 2002] Shadowslaughta says, 'wheres wudan now???'
[Thu Jul 18 23:00:10 2002] Souldarkener tells you, 'kill me and u get in even more trouble'
[Thu Jul 18 23:00:11 2002] You say, 'get a ss of this, dinkwad'
[Thu Jul 18 23:00:19 2002] You have slain Souldarkener!
[Thu Jul 18 23:00:19 2002] Taking a screenshot...
[Thu Jul 18 23:00:25 2002] Shadowslaughta tells the group, 'lol'
[Thu Jul 18 23:00:47 2002] You told souldarkener, 'hope you got an ss on that one'
[Thu Jul 18 23:00:57 2002] Souldarkener tells you, 'dude your an idiot'




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